U.S. Promises Smooth Transfer of Quagmire from Afghanistan to Syria/The NewYorker__by Andy Horowitz: posted by_Maria-lyn

Thursday, June 20, 2013 - 05:20 in Mathematics & Economics

DAMASCUS (The Borowitz Report)—Supporters of the United States’ twelve-year quagmire in Afghanistan cheered the news today that the U.S. would strive to achieve a seamless transfer of that quagmire to Syria, effective immediately. Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, the Chairm …

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